What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?